DiesIrae's legendary tale, Into The Maw: or, How I Became Incredibly Wealthy, has restarted over on RPG.net!
This, ladies and gents, is made me want to play Rogue Trader. It's writtn as the memoirs of one Laertes Geneso Olivares, Rogue Trader, Captain of the Imperial
Cruiser His Invincible Will, Admiral of the First Conquering Fleet,
Saviour of Idumea, Krakenslayer, Plunderer of Heaven, Untemptable,
Commander of the Conventicle of the Expanse, God-Slayer, Bane of the
The name alone should give you an idea of the heroics involved! If you have a spare while, go an read it, and be enlightened.
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.